Sometimes, people really annoy me. Stupid remarks, silly questions, getting the wrong food in a restaurant and most enraged I get when my beer is to warm or –even worse- there`s no more beer at all.

It seems like people really don`t know, who they are dealing with. It´s a fact, that I have the potential to annihilate whole Bangkok and render most parts of Southeast Asia unlivable for generations.

Don´t believe me? But it´s pretty easy and known for quite some time: I have the power to generate energy that equals my body mass multiplied by the speed of light to the square (E=mc²).
This means, that I could set free 7 times 10 to the power of 18 Joule.

In video: The biggest ever developed Hydrogen Bomb RDS-220 “Tsar”, which was launched on Oktober 30th 1961 in the Novaya Zemlya archipelago. “Tsar” had an theoretical explosive force of 100 mega tons, which is 20 times the amount of explosives that were used in world war two, including the nuclear bombs that were dropped on Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
Converted, this means, I have a nuclear explosive force of more than 1500 of these “Tsar” bombs, which I am willing to use if necessary.

End of announcement.

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